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==Open procedure or laparoscopic procedure?==
 
==Open procedure or laparoscopic procedure?==
This is such an easy answer: laparoscopic.
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This is such an easy answer: laparoscopic.  I've had both.  With the open procedure, I was down for two weeks.
  
 
==Problems and solutions==
 
==Problems and solutions==
* Number one: '''NEVER EVER SNEEZE'''. When you feel one coming on, curl up into a ball and start rubbing your nose, or whatever you do to prevent the sneeze from happening.  If it happens, it will cause you immense pain, which you will feel for days.
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* Number one: '''NEVER EVER SNEEZE'''. When you feel one coming on, curl up into a ball and start rubbing your nose, or whatever you do to prevent the sneeze from happening.  If it happens, it will cause you immense pain, which you will feel for days.  A sneeze will make you tense up all your abs, which will pull on the mesh that was installed, and will put strain on the fasteners they used to put it in.

Revision as of 14:09, 16 December 2017

Warnings

  • Much of this information will get into the "too much information" range, and you can't unhear it. So don't read this if you're not scheduled for hernia surgery, or you're going to be helping someone who is.
  • I'm not a doctor. This is just a collection of my personal experiences.

Open procedure or laparoscopic procedure?

This is such an easy answer: laparoscopic. I've had both. With the open procedure, I was down for two weeks.

Problems and solutions

  • Number one: NEVER EVER SNEEZE. When you feel one coming on, curl up into a ball and start rubbing your nose, or whatever you do to prevent the sneeze from happening. If it happens, it will cause you immense pain, which you will feel for days. A sneeze will make you tense up all your abs, which will pull on the mesh that was installed, and will put strain on the fasteners they used to put it in.